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<div id="streetgeek2-page" class="page-base">
<!--
<div id="sg2-topbar">
<span>Street Geek</span>
<span>Field Report</span>
<span>Page 02</span>
</div>
-->
<!--
<div id="sg2-header">
<h2 id="sg2-headline">The Look</h2>
<p id="sg2-subhead">ByteLord, spotted in the wild at Cha-Ya on Valencia.</p>
</div>
-->
<div id="sg2-gallery">
<div class="sg2-frame left">
<img src="assets/img/streetgeek-java.png" alt="ByteLord wearing a Java t-shirt under a gray plaid overshirt" />
<div class="sg2-caption">&quot;Java&quot;</div>
</div>
<div class="sg2-frame right">
<img src="assets/img/streetgeek-evangelion.png" alt="ByteLord wearing an Evangelion t-shirt under a black overshirt" />
<div class="sg2-caption">&quot;Evangelion&quot;</div>
</div>
</div>
<div id="sg2-text">
<p>
A typically chilly San Francisco summer afternoon, he was dressed for warmth. A beanie with an
off-white pattern, reminiscent of the Windows XP start menu background. A comfy gray overshirt
with a clean geometric pattern. Some kind of smart watch whose battery was obviously dead. Most
tellingly, a <i>Java</i> t-shirt underneath the overshirt which, in the context of the rest of
the outfit, gave the programming language an undeserved level of coolness.
</p>
<div class="sg2-frame solo">
<img src="assets/img/streetgeek-dogtags.jpeg" alt="ByteLord's necklace: a Mac OS X Panther dog tag on a ball chain" />
</div>
<p>
Besides the comfortable textiles, I was impressed with <i>ByteLord</i>'s choice of accessories.
A wallet chain, which I hadn't seen anyone wear since the mid 2000's, added a metallic balance
to the lower half of his appearance. His neck was adorned with a necklace that didn't appear to
serve any functional purpose, but matched the wallet chain quite nicely. Finally, he was wearing
rather large, television-sized eyeglass frames. Frankly, I had never given much thought to
accessories in an outfit, unless they have some kind of microchip in them. But <i>ByteLord</i>
had arranged them in such a way to make the outfit look effortless, yet stylish.
</p>
<p>
We ordered <i>zaru soba</i> with <i>vegetable tempura</i> and spoke about various topics from
cyberspace. After we finished talking about the guy that supposedly defaced fellow editor P. M.
Cho's website, we started talking about fashion. I was surprised to hear that <i>ByteLord</i>
was quite into fashion on a deeply philosophical level. He explained to me that what you wear in
meatspace is like the <i>graphical shell</i> for a person. A hacker should present himself to
others in the same way that a computer program presents itself to users. You wouldn't want to
walk away from an interaction with someone having the same feeling as using the <i>git</i>
command line interface.
</p>
<p> I paid for the <i>zaru soba</i> and <i>ByteLord</i> sent me some <i>SMARTCOIN</i> for his
portion. We parted ways, each walking opposite directions on Valencia street. After our meeting,
I couldn't help but notice and observe all of the outfits people were wearing that day in the
Mission. Thousands of distinct <i>graphical shells</i> all populating the virtual desktop that
is our city. I smiled, and started thinking about a new ordering system for my wardrobe.
<span class="endmark"></span>
</p>
</div>
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<div id="sg2-footer">
<span>Smart Bar</span>
<span>&#9632;</span>
<span>02</span>
</div>
-->
</div>