Some interlude pages

Reviewed-on: buzzert/smartbar#6

Makefile

@@ -34,8 +34,8 @@ deps:
 
 .PHONY: pdf
 pdf: build deps
-	@echo "Generating PDF with headless Chrome..."
-	@$(GO) run ./cmd/pdf --in $(OUT_DIR)/print.html --out $(PDF)
+	@echo "Generating PDF by rendering each page and merging..."
+	@$(GO) run ./cmd/pdfbook --pages $(OUT_DIR) --order pages.yaml --out $(PDF)
 
 .PHONY: pdf-2up
 pdf-2up: build deps

assets/css/base.css

@@ -3,6 +3,11 @@
     margin: 0;
 }
 
+@font-face {
+    font-family: "Heading Now";
+    src: url("../font/HeadingNow-95Medium.otf");
+}
+
 /* Base */
 html, body {
     height: 100%;
@@ -20,6 +25,39 @@ html, body {
 	margin: 0;
 }
 
+.interlude {
+    position: relative;
+    overflow: hidden;
+    color: white;
+    padding: 4rem;
+    z-index: 0; /* ensure stacking context */
+}
+
+.interlude::before {
+    content: '';
+    position: absolute;
+    inset: 0;
+    background-size: cover;
+    background-position: center;
+    filter: grayscale(20%) brightness(0.7);
+    z-index: -2;
+}
+
+.interlude::after {
+    content: '';
+    position: absolute;
+    inset: 0;
+    /*background: rgba(128, 0, 128, 0.3); /* purple tint */ */
+    z-index: -1;
+}
+
+.interlude-caption {
+    color: rgba(225, 225, 225, 1.0);
+    font-family: "Heading Now";
+    line-height: 2em;
+    rotate: 5deg;
+}
+
 /* Use border-box sizing everywhere to keep dimensions predictable */
 html { box-sizing: border-box; }
 *, *::before, *::after { box-sizing: inherit; }

assets/css/smartbar.css

@@ -1,3 +1,17 @@
-#page {
-    
-}
+@font-face {
+    font-family: "Heading Now";
+    src: url("../font/HeadingNow-95Medium.otf");
+}
+
+.ytmnd-1 {
+    color: #fff;
+    text-shadow:
+        0px 10px 0 rgb(209, 1, 209),
+        0px 20px 0 black;
+}
+
+.ytmnd-2 {
+    color: #fff;
+    text-shadow:
+        0px 6px 0 rgb(209, 1, 209);
+}

cmd/build/main.go

@@ -160,21 +160,12 @@ func main() {
 		panic(err)
 	}
 
-	// Build print.html containing all pages one after another for PDF
-	printTplPath := filepath.Join(templatesDir, "print.gohtml")
-	printTpl := template.Must(template.New("print").Parse(mustReadFile(printTplPath)))
+	// Prepare pages for aggregate printing (2-up, etc.)
 	var printPages []PrintPage
 	for _, pagePath := range pageFiles {
 		content := strings.TrimSpace(mustReadFile(pagePath))
 		printPages = append(printPages, PrintPage{Content: template.HTML(content)})
 	}
-	var outPrint bytes.Buffer
-	if err := printTpl.Execute(&outPrint, map[string]any{"Pages": printPages, "PageSizeAttr": pageSizeStyleAttr(config.PageWidthIn, config.PageHeightIn)}); err != nil {
-		panic(err)
-	}
-	if err := writeFile(filepath.Join(outDir, "print.html"), outPrint.Bytes()); err != nil {
-		panic(err)
-	}
 
 	// Build 2-up print HTML (letter pages with two half-letter pages side by side)
 	var sheets []TwoUpSheet

cmd/pdfbook/main.go

@@ -0,0 +1,158 @@
+package main
+
+import (
+    "context"
+    "flag"
+    "fmt"
+    "log"
+    "os"
+    "os/exec"
+    "path/filepath"
+    "strings"
+
+    "smartbar/internal/config"
+
+    "github.com/chromedp/cdproto/emulation"
+    "github.com/chromedp/cdproto/page"
+    "github.com/chromedp/chromedp"
+    pdfapi "github.com/pdfcpu/pdfcpu/pkg/api"
+)
+
+func must(err error) {
+    if err != nil {
+        log.Fatal(err)
+    }
+}
+
+func parseYAMLListOfStrings(src string) ([]string, error) {
+    var out []string
+    for _, line := range strings.Split(src, "\n") {
+        line = strings.TrimSpace(line)
+        if line == "" || strings.HasPrefix(line, "#") {
+            continue
+        }
+        if strings.HasPrefix(line, "-") {
+            item := strings.TrimSpace(strings.TrimPrefix(line, "-"))
+            if item != "" {
+                out = append(out, item)
+            }
+        } else {
+            return nil, fmt.Errorf("invalid yaml line (expect '- item'): %s", line)
+        }
+    }
+    return out, nil
+}
+
+func findChromeExec() (string, error) {
+    if v := os.Getenv("CHROME_PATH"); v != "" {
+        return v, nil
+    }
+    candidates := []string{"google-chrome-stable", "google-chrome", "chromium-browser", "chromium", "chrome"}
+    for _, name := range candidates {
+        if p, err := exec.LookPath(name); err == nil {
+            return p, nil
+        }
+    }
+    // macOS common app bundle paths
+    macPaths := []string{
+        "/Applications/Google Chrome.app/Contents/MacOS/Google Chrome",
+        "/Applications/Google Chrome Canary.app/Contents/MacOS/Google Chrome Canary",
+        "/Applications/Chromium.app/Contents/MacOS/Chromium",
+    }
+    for _, p := range macPaths {
+        if _, err := os.Stat(p); err == nil {
+            return p, nil
+        }
+    }
+    return "", fmt.Errorf("no Chrome/Chromium executable found; set CHROME_PATH or install chromium/google-chrome")
+}
+ 
+func main() {
+    var (
+        pagesDir string
+        orderPath string
+        outPDF string
+        width  float64
+        height float64
+    )
+    flag.StringVar(&pagesDir, "pages", "_dist", "path to compiled pages directory (required)")
+    flag.StringVar(&orderPath, "order", "pages.yaml", "path to YAML file listing page order (required)")
+    flag.StringVar(&outPDF, "out", "_dist/output.pdf", "output PDF path (required)")
+    flag.Float64Var(&width, "w", config.PageWidthIn, "page width in inches")
+    flag.Float64Var(&height, "h", config.PageHeightIn, "page height in inches")
+    flag.Parse()
+
+    if pagesDir == "" || orderPath == "" || outPDF == "" {
+        log.Fatal("--pages, --order and --out are required")
+    }
+
+    // Load order
+    data, err := os.ReadFile(orderPath)
+    must(err)
+	
+    ordered, err := parseYAMLListOfStrings(string(data))
+    must(err)
+
+    // Resolve Chrome
+    chromeExec, err := findChromeExec()
+    must(err)
+	
+    opts := append(chromedp.DefaultExecAllocatorOptions[:], chromedp.ExecPath(chromeExec), chromedp.Flag("headless", true), chromedp.Flag("disable-gpu", true), chromedp.Flag("hide-scrollbars", true))
+    allocCtx, cancel := chromedp.NewExecAllocator(context.Background(), opts...)
+    defer cancel()
+
+    ctx, cancel := chromedp.NewContext(allocCtx)
+    defer cancel()
+
+    // Temp dir for individual PDFs
+    tmpDir, err := os.MkdirTemp("", "smartbar_pdfs_*")
+    must(err)
+    defer os.RemoveAll(tmpDir)
+
+    var partPDFs []string
+    for _, rel := range ordered {
+        abs := filepath.Join(pagesDir, rel)
+        if _, err := os.Stat(abs); err != nil {
+            log.Printf("skip missing page: %s", rel)
+            continue
+        }
+        absHTML, _ := filepath.Abs(abs)
+        url := "file://" + absHTML
+
+        outPath := filepath.Join(tmpDir, strings.TrimSuffix(filepath.Base(rel), filepath.Ext(rel)) + ".pdf")
+        // Render one page PDF via printToPDF
+        err := chromedp.Run(ctx, chromedp.Tasks{
+            chromedp.Navigate(url),
+            chromedp.ActionFunc(func(ctx context.Context) error {
+                if err := emulation.SetEmulatedMedia().WithMedia("print").Do(ctx); err != nil {
+                    return err
+                }
+                params := page.PrintToPDF().
+                    WithPaperWidth(width).
+                    WithPaperHeight(height).
+                    WithMarginTop(0).WithMarginBottom(0).WithMarginLeft(0).WithMarginRight(0).
+                    WithPrintBackground(true)
+                buf, _, err := params.Do(ctx)
+                if err != nil {
+                    return err
+                }
+                return os.WriteFile(outPath, buf, 0o644)
+            }),
+        })
+        must(err)
+        partPDFs = append(partPDFs, outPath)
+    }
+
+    if len(partPDFs) == 0 {
+        log.Fatal("no pages produced; check order file")
+    }
+
+    // Merge PDFs into single output
+    must(os.MkdirAll(filepath.Dir(outPDF), 0o755))
+
+    // pdfcpu expects []string in order and writes outPDF
+    must(pdfapi.MergeCreateFile(partPDFs, outPDF, false, nil))
+    fmt.Printf("Wrote %s (%d pages)\n", outPDF, len(partPDFs))
+}
+
+

go.mod

@@ -1,11 +1,14 @@
 module smartbar
 
-go 1.21
+go 1.23.0
+
+toolchain go1.24.2
 
 require (
 	github.com/chromedp/cdproto v0.0.0-20240202021202-6d0b6a386732
 	github.com/chromedp/chromedp v0.9.5
 	github.com/fsnotify/fsnotify v1.9.0
+	github.com/pdfcpu/pdfcpu v0.11.0
 )
 
 require (
@@ -13,7 +16,17 @@ require (
 	github.com/gobwas/httphead v0.1.0 // indirect
 	github.com/gobwas/pool v0.2.1 // indirect
 	github.com/gobwas/ws v1.3.2 // indirect
+	github.com/hhrutter/lzw v1.0.0 // indirect
+	github.com/hhrutter/pkcs7 v0.2.0 // indirect
+	github.com/hhrutter/tiff v1.0.2 // indirect
 	github.com/josharian/intern v1.0.0 // indirect
 	github.com/mailru/easyjson v0.7.7 // indirect
-	golang.org/x/sys v0.16.0 // indirect
+	github.com/mattn/go-runewidth v0.0.16 // indirect
+	github.com/pkg/errors v0.9.1 // indirect
+	github.com/rivo/uniseg v0.4.7 // indirect
+	golang.org/x/crypto v0.38.0 // indirect
+	golang.org/x/image v0.27.0 // indirect
+	golang.org/x/sys v0.33.0 // indirect
+	golang.org/x/text v0.25.0 // indirect
+	gopkg.in/yaml.v2 v2.4.0 // indirect
 )

go.sum

@@ -12,14 +12,40 @@ github.com/gobwas/pool v0.2.1 h1:xfeeEhW7pwmX8nuLVlqbzVc7udMDrwetjEv+TZIz1og=
 github.com/gobwas/pool v0.2.1/go.mod h1:q8bcK0KcYlCgd9e7WYLm9LpyS+YeLd8JVDW6WezmKEw=
 github.com/gobwas/ws v1.3.2 h1:zlnbNHxumkRvfPWgfXu8RBwyNR1x8wh9cf5PTOCqs9Q=
 github.com/gobwas/ws v1.3.2/go.mod h1:hRKAFb8wOxFROYNsT1bqfWnhX+b5MFeJM9r2ZSwg/KY=
+github.com/hhrutter/lzw v1.0.0 h1:laL89Llp86W3rRs83LvKbwYRx6INE8gDn0XNb1oXtm0=
+github.com/hhrutter/lzw v1.0.0/go.mod h1:2HC6DJSn/n6iAZfgM3Pg+cP1KxeWc3ezG8bBqW5+WEo=
+github.com/hhrutter/pkcs7 v0.2.0 h1:i4HN2XMbGQpZRnKBLsUwO3dSckzgX142TNqY/KfXg+I=
+github.com/hhrutter/pkcs7 v0.2.0/go.mod h1:aEzKz0+ZAlz7YaEMY47jDHL14hVWD6iXt0AgqgAvWgE=
+github.com/hhrutter/tiff v1.0.2 h1:7H3FQQpKu/i5WaSChoD1nnJbGx4MxU5TlNqqpxw55z8=
+github.com/hhrutter/tiff v1.0.2/go.mod h1:pcOeuK5loFUE7Y/WnzGw20YxUdnqjY1P0Jlcieb/cCw=
 github.com/josharian/intern v1.0.0 h1:vlS4z54oSdjm0bgjRigI+G1HpF+tI+9rE5LLzOg8HmY=
 github.com/josharian/intern v1.0.0/go.mod h1:5DoeVV0s6jJacbCEi61lwdGj/aVlrQvzHFFd8Hwg//Y=
 github.com/ledongthuc/pdf v0.0.0-20220302134840-0c2507a12d80 h1:6Yzfa6GP0rIo/kULo2bwGEkFvCePZ3qHDDTC3/J9Swo=
 github.com/ledongthuc/pdf v0.0.0-20220302134840-0c2507a12d80/go.mod h1:imJHygn/1yfhB7XSJJKlFZKl/J+dCPAknuiaGOshXAs=
 github.com/mailru/easyjson v0.7.7 h1:UGYAvKxe3sBsEDzO8ZeWOSlIQfWFlxbzLZe7hwFURr0=
 github.com/mailru/easyjson v0.7.7/go.mod h1:xzfreul335JAWq5oZzymOObrkdz5UnU4kGfJJLY9Nlc=
+github.com/mattn/go-runewidth v0.0.16 h1:E5ScNMtiwvlvB5paMFdw9p4kSQzbXFikJ5SQO6TULQc=
+github.com/mattn/go-runewidth v0.0.16/go.mod h1:Jdepj2loyihRzMpdS35Xk/zdY8IAYHsh153qUoGf23w=
 github.com/orisano/pixelmatch v0.0.0-20220722002657-fb0b55479cde h1:x0TT0RDC7UhAVbbWWBzr41ElhJx5tXPWkIHA2HWPRuw=
 github.com/orisano/pixelmatch v0.0.0-20220722002657-fb0b55479cde/go.mod h1:nZgzbfBr3hhjoZnS66nKrHmduYNpc34ny7RK4z5/HM0=
+github.com/pdfcpu/pdfcpu v0.11.0 h1:mL18Y3hSHzSezmnrzA21TqlayBOXuAx7BUzzZyroLGM=
+github.com/pdfcpu/pdfcpu v0.11.0/go.mod h1:F1ca4GIVFdPtmgvIdvXAycAm88noyNxZwzr9CpTy+Mw=
+github.com/pkg/errors v0.9.1 h1:FEBLx1zS214owpjy7qsBeixbURkuhQAwrK5UwLGTwt4=
+github.com/pkg/errors v0.9.1/go.mod h1:bwawxfHBFNV+L2hUp1rHADufV3IMtnDRdf1r5NINEl0=
+github.com/rivo/uniseg v0.2.0/go.mod h1:J6wj4VEh+S6ZtnVlnTBMWIodfgj8LQOQFoIToxlJtxc=
+github.com/rivo/uniseg v0.4.7 h1:WUdvkW8uEhrYfLC4ZzdpI2ztxP1I582+49Oc5Mq64VQ=
+github.com/rivo/uniseg v0.4.7/go.mod h1:FN3SvrM+Zdj16jyLfmOkMNblXMcoc8DfTHruCPUcx88=
+golang.org/x/crypto v0.38.0 h1:jt+WWG8IZlBnVbomuhg2Mdq0+BBQaHbtqHEFEigjUV8=
+golang.org/x/crypto v0.38.0/go.mod h1:MvrbAqul58NNYPKnOra203SB9vpuZW0e+RRZV+Ggqjw=
+golang.org/x/image v0.27.0 h1:C8gA4oWU/tKkdCfYT6T2u4faJu3MeNS5O8UPWlPF61w=
+golang.org/x/image v0.27.0/go.mod h1:xbdrClrAUway1MUTEZDq9mz/UpRwYAkFFNUslZtcB+g=
 golang.org/x/sys v0.6.0/go.mod h1:oPkhp1MJrh7nUepCBck5+mAzfO9JrbApNNgaTdGDITg=
-golang.org/x/sys v0.16.0 h1:xWw16ngr6ZMtmxDyKyIgsE93KNKz5HKmMa3b8ALHidU=
 golang.org/x/sys v0.16.0/go.mod h1:/VUhepiaJMQUp4+oa/7Zr1D23ma6VTLIYjOOTFZPUcA=
+golang.org/x/sys v0.33.0 h1:q3i8TbbEz+JRD9ywIRlyRAQbM0qF7hu24q3teo2hbuw=
+golang.org/x/sys v0.33.0/go.mod h1:BJP2sWEmIv4KK5OTEluFJCKSidICx8ciO85XgH3Ak8k=
+golang.org/x/text v0.25.0 h1:qVyWApTSYLk/drJRO5mDlNYskwQznZmkpV2c8q9zls4=
+golang.org/x/text v0.25.0/go.mod h1:WEdwpYrmk1qmdHvhkSTNPm3app7v4rsT8F2UD6+VHIA=
+gopkg.in/check.v1 v0.0.0-20161208181325-20d25e280405 h1:yhCVgyC4o1eVCa2tZl7eS0r+SDo693bJlVdllGtEeKM=
+gopkg.in/check.v1 v0.0.0-20161208181325-20d25e280405/go.mod h1:Co6ibVJAznAaIkqp8huTwlJQCZ016jof/cbN4VW5Yz0=
+gopkg.in/yaml.v2 v2.4.0 h1:D8xgwECY7CYvx+Y2n4sBz93Jn9JRvxdiyyo8CTfuKaY=
+gopkg.in/yaml.v2 v2.4.0/go.mod h1:RDklbk79AGWmwhnvt/jBztapEOGDOx6ZbXqjP6csGnQ=

pages.yaml

@@ -1,11 +1,18 @@
 # locations in pages/
 
 - cover.html
-- bouba.html
+- hack-the-planet.html
+- wtf.html
+- drivingmissmuni.html
+- vranklevictim.html
+- pearlstreetcafe.html
 - gtkapplang-1.html
 - gtkapplang-2.html
 - gtkapplang-3.html
 - gtkapplang-4.html
-- drivingmissmuni.html
-- pearlstreetcafe.html
+- broken-screen.html
+- windows-shirt.html
+- free-dirt.html
+- mr-nickel.html
+- javaguy.html
 

pages/bouba.html

@@ -1,9 +0,0 @@
-<style>
-    #bouba-page {
-        background-color: red;
-    }
-</style>
-
-<div id="bouba-page" class="page-base">
-    This is a test kiki. 
-</div>

pages/broken-screen.html

@@ -0,0 +1,19 @@
+<style>
+#broken-screen::before {
+    background-image: url("assets/img/broken-screen.jpg");
+}
+
+#broken-screen-caption {
+    position: absolute;
+    bottom: 25%;
+    right: 15%;
+    text-align: right;
+}
+</style>
+
+<div id="broken-screen" class="page-base interlude">
+    <div class="interlude-caption" id="broken-screen-caption">
+        have you tried<br/>
+        turning it off and on again?
+    </div>
+</div>

pages/cover.html

@@ -1,9 +1,49 @@
 <style>
     #cover-page {
-        background-color: green;
+        position: relative;
+        background: 
+            linear-gradient(rgba(0,0,0,0.35), rgba(0,0,0,0.35)),
+            url("assets/img/cover.jpg") no-repeat center center;
+        background-size: cover;
+    }
+
+    #logo {
+        position: absolute;
+        top: 29px;
+        left: 8px;
+
+        transform: scaleY(1.85);
+
+        font-family: "Heading Now";
+        font-size: 68px;
+
+        color: #fff;
+        text-shadow:
+            0px 10px 0 rgb(209, 1, 209),
+            0px 20px 0 black;
+    }
+
+    #edition {
+        position: absolute;
+        right: 8px;
+        bottom: 20px;
+
+        transform: scaleY(0.8);
+
+        font-family: "Heading Now";
+        font-size: 32px;
+
+        text-align: right;
     }
 </style>
 
 <div id="cover-page" class="page-base">
-    welcome to smart bar
+
+    <div id="logo" class="ytmnd-1">smart bar</div>
+
+    <div id="edition" class="ytmnd-2">
+        <div>sf cyberculture zine</div>
+        <div>issue 1, 2025</div>
+    </div>
+
 </div>

pages/free-dirt.html

@@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
+<style>
+#free-dirt::before {
+    background-image: url("assets/img/free-dirt.jpg");
+}
+
+#free-dirt-caption {
+    position: absolute;
+    bottom: 25%;
+    right: 25%;
+}
+</style>
+
+<div id="free-dirt" class="page-base interlude">
+    <div class="interlude-caption" id="free-dirt-caption">thanks...</div>
+</div>

pages/hack-the-planet.html

@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+<style>
+    #hack-the-planet-page {
+        background: url("assets/img/hack-the-planet.jpg") no-repeat center center;
+        background-size: cover;
+    }
+
+</style>
+
+<div id="hack-the-planet-page" class="page-base">
+</div>

pages/javaguy.html

@@ -0,0 +1,18 @@
+<style>
+#javaguy::before {
+    background-image: url("assets/img/javaguy.jpg");
+}
+
+#javaguy-caption {
+    position: absolute;
+    top: 5%;
+    left: 5%;
+}
+</style>
+
+<div id="javaguy" class="page-base interlude">
+    <div class="interlude-caption" id="javaguy-caption">
+        i'm living in the real world<br/>
+        and he's living in a <em>virtual machine...</em><br/>
+    </div>
+</div>

pages/mr-nickel.html

@@ -0,0 +1,19 @@
+<style>
+#mr-nickel::before {
+    background-image: url("assets/img/mr-nickel.jpg");
+}
+
+#mr-nickel-caption {
+    position: absolute;
+    bottom: 10%;
+    right: 5%;
+}
+</style>
+
+<div id="mr-nickel" class="page-base interlude">
+    <div class="interlude-caption" id="mr-nickel-caption">
+        mr. nickel says<br/>
+        the financial collapse is imminent<br/>
+        and it's all your fault!
+    </div>
+</div>

pages/vranklevictim.html

@@ -0,0 +1,148 @@
+<meta charset="UTF-8">
+
+<style>
+body {
+    width: 5.5in;
+    height: 8.5in;
+    position: relative;
+    font-family: sans-serif;
+}
+
+h1,h2,h3 {
+    text-align: center;
+    margin-top: 8px;
+    margin-bottom: 8px;
+}
+
+h1 {
+    font-size: 4rem;
+    font-weight: bold;
+    font-family: "Impact";
+    color: darkred;
+    rotate: 5deg;
+    border: solid;
+    border-width: 0.125in;
+    padding: 8px;
+    border-radius: 16px;
+}
+
+h2 {
+    margin-left: 0.25in;
+    margin-right: 0.25in;
+    font-size: 1.4rem;
+}
+
+p {
+    margin-top: 4px;
+    margin-bottom: 4px;
+    margin-left: 0.25in;
+    margin-right: 0.25in;
+    text-align: justify;
+}
+
+.root {
+    height: 100%;
+    width: 100%;
+    background: linear-gradient(
+        to bottom,
+        grey 0%,
+        black 45%,
+        black, black
+    );
+    color: white;
+    display: flex;
+    flex-direction: column;
+    align-items: center;
+}
+
+div * {
+    z-index: 2;
+}
+
+img {
+    margin-top: 2.85in;
+    width: 50%;
+    position: absolute;
+    z-index: 1;
+    rotate: -10deg;
+    scale: 115%;
+    filter: saturate(0.45) sepia(0.8) brightness(0.6);
+}
+
+aside {
+    width: 100%;
+    text-transform: uppercase;
+    text-align: center;
+    margin-left: 0.25in;
+    margin-right: 0.25in;
+}
+
+figure {
+    margin: 0px;
+    padding: 0px;
+}
+
+.logo {
+    text-transform: uppercase;
+    background-image: radial-gradient(yellow, goldenrod);
+    color: transparent;
+    background-clip: text;
+    font-family: sans-serif;
+    font-weight: bold;
+}
+
+.byline {
+    background-color: #F0E0D6;
+    position: absolute;
+    right: 0px;
+    bottom: 0px;
+    font-size: 1em;
+}
+
+</style>
+
+<div class="root">
+    <aside style="position: absolute; top: 0;">
+        Coming exclusively to <span class="logo">ULTRA-PLUS®</span> on Christmas Day
+    </aside>
+
+    <figure style="height: 0.3in"></figure>
+
+    <h1>
+        Vrankle: A Victim
+    </h1>
+
+    <img src="assets/img/vrankle.png"/>
+
+    <h2>
+        The true story of an innocent man's struggle
+    </h2>
+
+    <p>
+    Jer Vrankle was attending a fun demonstration downtown when a brute ignorantly called his baseball cap "cool" in the co-op grocer's parking lot. Vrankle was thrust into crisis. Recovering from a small cold and running a mild fever, Jer was the opposite of "cool". The property security dismissed complaints about the comment.
+    </p>
+
+    <figure style="height: 2.5in;"></figure>
+
+    <p>
+    The 48 episode docuseries, directed by the award-winning Selgus Bango, deals with the complex struggles plaguing society today: relationships, decency, and verbal communication.
+    </p>
+
+    <p>
+    Learn about every aspect of the conflict. Make up your own mind about the innocent Jer and antagonistic brute. Hear interviews with bystanders parking in the lot, watch the security camera footage of the event, and listen to Ivy League professors unpack every detail.
+    </p>
+
+    <p>
+    Famed composer Hilden Valeigh's soundtrack is a complex mix of droning repetitive ambiance. The 9 disc soundtrack is releasing exclusively for streaming on <span class="logo">ULTRA-PLUS®</span> later this winter.
+    </p>
+
+    <aside style="position: absolute; bottom: 32px;">
+        Watch the 48 episode docuseries on <span class="logo">ULTRA-PLUS®</span>
+    </aside>
+
+    <div class="byline">
+        <span style="color: black;">by</span>
+        <span style="color: black;">[+]</span>
+        <span style="font-weight: bold; color: forestgreen;">Max Res Default</span>
+    </div>
+</div>

pages/windows-shirt.html

@@ -0,0 +1,19 @@
+<style>
+#windows-shirt::before {
+    background-image: url("assets/img/windows-shirt.jpg");
+}
+
+#windows-shirt-caption {
+    position: absolute;
+    bottom: 10%;
+    left: 10%;
+}
+</style>
+
+<div id="windows-shirt" class="page-base interlude">
+    <div class="interlude-caption" id="windows-shirt-caption">
+        we line up to store<br/>
+        only 4 gigabytes allowed<br/>
+        comrade, be grateful!
+    </div>
+</div>

pages/wtf.html

@@ -0,0 +1,136 @@
+<style>
+    #wtf-page {
+        background: url("assets/img/wtf.png") no-repeat center center;
+        background-size: cover;
+
+        font: 8.75pt/1.40 Tahoma, sans-serif;
+        padding: 10px;
+        hyphens: auto;
+        overflow-wrap: break-word;
+    }
+
+    h2 {
+        font-family: "Heading Now";
+        font-size: 23px;
+    }
+
+    h3 {
+        font-family: "Heading Now";
+        font-size: 24px;
+        text-align: right;
+    }
+
+    p {
+        font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;
+        font-size: 12.75pt;
+    }
+
+    /* Windows 98 styles */
+    .win98-window {
+        background: #c0c0c0c0;
+        border: 2px solid;
+        border-color: #ffffff #404040 #404040 #ffffff; /* light top/left, dark bottom/right */
+        padding: 6px;
+
+        /* Vertically center the window in the page */
+        position: relative;
+        top: 50%;
+        left: 50%;
+        transform: translate(-50%, -50%);
+    }
+
+    .win98-titlebar {
+        display: flex;
+        align-items: center;
+        margin: 0 0 6px 0;
+        padding: 4px 8px;
+        min-height: 22px;
+        font-weight: bold;
+        color: #ffffff;
+        background: linear-gradient(90deg, #000080 0%, #1084d0 100%);
+        border: 2px solid;
+        border-color: #ffffff #404040 #404040 #ffffff;
+    }
+
+    .win98-content {
+        background: #ffffffc0;
+        border: 2px solid;
+        border-color: #808080 #ffffff #ffffff #808080; /* inset look */
+        padding: 10px;
+        color: #000000;
+        line-height: 1.4;
+    }
+
+    .feces {
+        transform: skewX(-10deg);
+        transform-origin: bottom center;
+        display: inline-block;
+        color: rgb(154, 77, 0);
+        font-stretch: condensed;
+        font-family: inherit;
+        font-size: 90%;
+        font-weight: bold;
+    }
+
+    .round-boxes {
+        display: inline-block;
+        font-stretch: condensed;
+        font-family: inherit;
+        border-radius: 10px;
+
+        background: rgb(166, 205, 211);
+        padding: 2px 4px;
+    }
+
+    .real {
+        display: inline-block;
+        transform: scaleX(2.5);
+        transform-origin: left;
+        font-weight: bold;
+        width: 80px;
+    }
+</style>
+
+<div id="wtf-page" class="page-base">
+    <div class="win98-window">
+        <h1 class="win98-titlebar">wtf??? is this???</h1>
+        <div id="wtf-text" class="win98-content">
+            <h2>AH, THE CITY BY THE BAY,</h2>
+
+            <p>
+                If you ask me, I say the city needs some more grime. I
+                know that’s probably not what you were thinking when
+                you stepped over the <span class="feces">HUMAN FECES</span> 
+                this morning on the
+                way from picking up your $6 latte. And for damn sure it
+                wasn’t what your UX designer or whatever he calls himself 
+                was thinking when he was drawing his stupid fucking 
+                <span class="round-boxes">ROUND BOXES</span> for the hundreth time.
+            </p>
+
+            <p>
+                Put the round boxes on ice. This is SMART BAR. The
+                “mission district before it was cool” publication. The
+                “noisebridge before they got kicked out” edition.
+            </p>
+
+            <p>
+                You see, here at SMART BAR we don’t give a shit. But we
+                also care. No, not about you. We have our own agenda.
+                What is our agenda? That’s our business.
+            </p>
+
+            <p>
+                SMART BAR is the little bit o’ dirt that makes virtual
+                reality feel more <span class="real">real</span>. It’s the disgusting mess of
+                cables behind your desk that you’re constantly trying
+                to hide. It’s the malware with the pretty UI that tries to
+                steal people’s bitcoin.
+            </p>
+
+            <p>Log on, if you dare.</p>
+
+            <h3>TRENT SNEEK</h3>
+        </div>
+    </div>
+</div>

templates/print.gohtml

@@ -5,6 +5,7 @@
     <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1" />
     <title>Print</title>
     <link rel="stylesheet" href="assets/css/base.css" />
+    <link rel="stylesheet" href="assets/css/smartbar.css" />
     <style>
       /* Ensure a clean print with no gaps between pages */
       @media screen { body { background: #eeeeee; } }