Some interlude pages

pages/broken-screen.html

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+<style>
+#broken-screen::before {
+    background-image: url("assets/img/broken-screen.jpg");
+}
+
+#broken-screen-caption {
+    position: absolute;
+    bottom: 25%;
+    right: 15%;
+    text-align: right;
+}
+</style>
+
+<div id="broken-screen" class="page-base interlude">
+    <div class="interlude-caption" id="broken-screen-caption">
+        have you tried<br/>
+        turning it off and on again?
+    </div>
+</div>

pages/free-dirt.html

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+<style>
+#free-dirt::before {
+    background-image: url("assets/img/free-dirt.jpg");
+}
+
+#free-dirt-caption {
+    position: absolute;
+    bottom: 25%;
+    right: 25%;
+}
+</style>
+
+<div id="free-dirt" class="page-base interlude">
+    <div class="interlude-caption" id="free-dirt-caption">thanks...</div>
+</div>

pages/javaguy.html

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+<style>
+#javaguy::before {
+    background-image: url("assets/img/javaguy.jpg");
+}
+
+#javaguy-caption {
+    position: absolute;
+    top: 5%;
+    left: 5%;
+}
+</style>
+
+<div id="javaguy" class="page-base interlude">
+    <div class="interlude-caption" id="javaguy-caption">
+        i'm living in the real world<br/>
+        and he's living in a <em>virtual machine...</em><br/>
+    </div>
+</div>

pages/mr-nickel.html

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+<style>
+#mr-nickel::before {
+    background-image: url("assets/img/mr-nickel.jpg");
+}
+
+#mr-nickel-caption {
+    position: absolute;
+    bottom: 10%;
+    right: 5%;
+}
+</style>
+
+<div id="mr-nickel" class="page-base interlude">
+    <div class="interlude-caption" id="mr-nickel-caption">
+        mr. nickel says<br/>
+        the financial collapse is imminent<br/>
+        and it's all your fault!
+    </div>
+</div>

pages/windows-shirt.html

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+<style>
+#windows-shirt::before {
+    background-image: url("assets/img/windows-shirt.jpg");
+}
+
+#windows-shirt-caption {
+    position: absolute;
+    bottom: 10%;
+    left: 10%;
+}
+</style>
+
+<div id="windows-shirt" class="page-base interlude">
+    <div class="interlude-caption" id="windows-shirt-caption">
+        we line up to store<br/>
+        only 4 gigabytes allowed<br/>
+        comrade, be grateful!
+    </div>
+</div>