# wtf??? is this???

## AH, THE CITY BY THE BAY,

If you ask me, I say the city needs some more grime. I know that’s probably not what you were thinking when you stepped over the HUMAN FECES this morning on the way from picking up your $6 latte. And for damn sure it wasn’t what your UX designer or whatever he calls himself was thinking when he was drawing his stupid fucking ROUND BOXES for the hundreth time.

Put the round boxes on ice. This is SMART BAR. The “mission district before it was cool” publication. The “noisebridge before they got kicked out” edition.

You see, here at SMART BAR we don’t give a shit. But we also care. No, not about you. We have our own agenda. What is our agenda? That’s our business.

SMART BAR is the little bit o’ dirt that makes virtual reality feel more real. It’s the disgusting mess of cables behind your desk that you’re constantly trying to hide. It’s the malware with the pretty UI that tries to steal people’s bitcoin.

Log on, if you dare.

### TRENT SNEEK