Merge branch 'phajas-phajas/vrankle'

* phajas-phajas/vrankle:
  Add "Vrankle: A Victim"

pages.yaml

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 - hack-the-planet.html
 - wtf.html
 - drivingmissmuni.html
+- vranklevictim.html
 - pearlstreetcafe.html
 - gtkapplang-1.html
 - gtkapplang-2.html

pages/vranklevictim.html

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+<meta charset="UTF-8">
+
+<style>
+body {
+    width: 5.5in;
+    height: 8.5in;
+    position: relative;
+    font-family: sans-serif;
+}
+
+h1,h2,h3 {
+    text-align: center;
+    margin-top: 8px;
+    margin-bottom: 8px;
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+
+h1 {
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+    font-weight: bold;
+    font-family: "Impact";
+    color: darkred;
+    rotate: 5deg;
+    border: solid;
+    border-width: 0.125in;
+    padding: 8px;
+    border-radius: 16px;
+}
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+h2 {
+    margin-left: 0.25in;
+    margin-right: 0.25in;
+    font-size: 1.4rem;
+}
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+    margin-bottom: 4px;
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+    margin-right: 0.25in;
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+}
+
+.root {
+    height: 100%;
+    width: 100%;
+    background: linear-gradient(
+        to bottom,
+        grey 0%,
+        black 45%,
+        black, black
+    );
+    color: white;
+    display: flex;
+    flex-direction: column;
+    align-items: center;
+}
+
+div * {
+    z-index: 2;
+}
+
+img {
+    margin-top: 2.85in;
+    width: 50%;
+    position: absolute;
+    z-index: 1;
+    rotate: -10deg;
+    scale: 115%;
+    filter: saturate(0.45) sepia(0.8) brightness(0.6);
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+
+aside {
+    width: 100%;
+    text-transform: uppercase;
+    text-align: center;
+    margin-left: 0.25in;
+    margin-right: 0.25in;
+}
+
+figure {
+    margin: 0px;
+    padding: 0px;
+}
+
+.logo {
+    text-transform: uppercase;
+    background-image: radial-gradient(yellow, goldenrod);
+    color: transparent;
+    background-clip: text;
+    font-family: sans-serif;
+    font-weight: bold;
+}
+
+.byline {
+    background-color: #F0E0D6;
+    position: absolute;
+    right: 0px;
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+</style>
+
+<div class="root">
+    <aside style="position: absolute; top: 0;">
+        Coming exclusively to <span class="logo">ULTRA-PLUS®</span> on Christmas Day
+    </aside>
+
+    <figure style="height: 0.3in"></figure>
+
+    <h1>
+        Vrankle: A Victim
+    </h1>
+
+    <img src="assets/img/vrankle.png"/>
+
+    <h2>
+        The true story of an innocent man's struggle
+    </h2>
+
+    <p>
+    Jer Vrankle was attending a fun demonstration downtown when a brute ignorantly called his baseball cap "cool" in the co-op grocer's parking lot. Vrankle was thrust into crisis. Recovering from a small cold and running a mild fever, Jer was the opposite of "cool". The property security dismissed complaints about the comment.
+    </p>
+
+    <figure style="height: 2.5in;"></figure>
+
+    <p>
+    The 48 episode docuseries, directed by the award-winning Selgus Bango, deals with the complex struggles plaguing society today: relationships, decency, and verbal communication.
+    </p>
+
+    <p>
+    Learn about every aspect of the conflict. Make up your own mind about the innocent Jer and antagonistic brute. Hear interviews with bystanders parking in the lot, watch the security camera footage of the event, and listen to Ivy League professors unpack every detail.
+    </p>
+
+    <p>
+    Famed composer Hilden Valeigh's soundtrack is a complex mix of droning repetitive ambiance. The 9 disc soundtrack is releasing exclusively for streamingon <span class="logo">ULTRA-PLUS®</span> later this winter.
+    </p>
+
+    <aside style="position: absolute; bottom: 32px;">
+        Watch the 48 episode docuseries on <span class="logo">ULTRA-PLUS®</span>
+    </aside>
+
+    <div class="byline">
+        <span style="color: black;">by</span>
+        <span style="color: black;">[+]</span>
+        <span style="font-weight: bold; color: forestgreen;">Max Res Default</span>
+    </div>
+</div>