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3.7 KiB
HTML
130 lines
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HTML
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#ai-disclosure-page {
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<div id="ai-disclosure-page" class="page-base">
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<div id="overlay-window">
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<h1 id="titlebar">
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<img src="assets/img/computer_2_cool-3.png" alt="">
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<span>AI Disclosure</span>
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<img src="assets/img/computer_2_cool-3.png" alt="">
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</h1>
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<div id="content">
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<h2>A DISCLOSURE ABOUT AI USAGE</h2>
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<p>
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Seems like everything is slop now days. And I'm not just talking about stuff
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generated by the <span class="stuff">"Large Language Models."</span>
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</p>
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<p>
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You, dear reader, deserve better than slop. Therefore, we are proud to declare that
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nothing in this issue of <strong>SMART BAR</strong> is generated by A.I. We're
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talking 100% pure homegrown human creativity, the best this side of the Bay Area has
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to offer.
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</p>
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<p>
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That's not to say that we didn't try. Writing good quality content is hard, which is
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why we tasked our <strong>Tech Wizard</strong> <em>P. Michael Cho</em> with employing the
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newest, hottest transformers to create hard-hitting philosophical pieces for this
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issue.
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</p>
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<p>
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Unfortunately, <span id="dumb">WE COULDN'T FIGURE IT OUT</span>.
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</p>
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<p>
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Despite paying a hundred bucks for <span class="stuff">G.P.T. Pro Max
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Extreme</span>, getting <span class="stuff">"API Keys,"</span> and doodling a
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couple of <span class="stuff">shell scripts</span>, we kept getting back <span
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class="stuff">MUFFIN RECIPES</span> and <span class="stuff">PYTHON
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PROGRAMS</span>. Needless to say, this is not content that you spent your hard
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earned cash on to read.
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</p>
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<p>
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In any case, we hope you enjoy these words and ideas from a couple of baseline
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humans.
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</p>
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</div>
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</div>
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