"Street Geek" fashion article

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+
+<div id="sg1-header">
+    <h1>Street Geek</h1>
+    <p id="sg1-deck">Notes from the front lines of hacker haute couture.</p>
+    <p id="sg1-byline">By <strong>Bram Noidz</strong></p>
+</div>
+
+<hr id="sg1-rule" />
+
+<div id="sg1-body">
+
+<p class="drop-cap">
+    My day in meatspace wasn't going well. I woke up in the late morning and acquired the day's
+    outfit using my usual clothing drawer LIFO mechanism. This week's permutation of clothing in the
+    drawer left me with a depressingly common combination: black t-shirt with black jeans. I thought
+    for a brief second that I should break out of the LIFO ordering and make a daring attempt at a
+    more arbitrarily stylish outfit. Brief panic attack. Ultimately I decided against it. <i>The
+    purpose of a system is what it does.</i> If I decide for even one day to ignore my LIFO
+    clothing system, then it really is no system at all.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+    I hobbled downstairs in my algorithmically chosen outfit and made a cup of coffee. Double
+    espresso with a bit of hot water mixed in. While reading something on my computer, I
+    accidentally spilled about half of the coffee onto my shirt. Luckily for me, the stains were
+    practically invisible on the black t-shirt, and very little ended up on my pants. The only
+    evidence that I had spilled something on myself that morning was the faint coffee smell that
+    lingered after I mopped it up. But who doesn't love the smell of coffee? I actually wouldn't
+    mind a cologne with the scent of the glorious roasted bean imbued into it. Similar to the
+    clickety-clack sound of the mechanical keyboard, the coffee cologne might have the Pavlovian
+    effect of stimulating the electronic productivity of the people around you. Free idea for any of
+    our young entrepreneurial readers out there.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+    You might be wondering why I spent more time than usual at this time of the morning thinking
+    about what I'm wearing. Today, I am meeting my friend <span class="computer">ByteLord</span> for lunch at the vegan
+    restaurant <i>Cha-Ya</i> on Valencia. <span class="computer">ByteLord</span> is a one-of-a-kind genius level programmer
+    that I met on an IRC channel one evening. This guy slings code so neat and clean, he puts Linus
+    Torvalds and that guy who made the <i>McMaster-Carr</i> catalog website to shame. I had never
+    met <span class="computer">ByteLord</span> A.F.K. before. Therefore, needless to say, I felt intimidated and eager to
+    please.
+</p>
+
+<div id="sg1-pullquote">&ldquo;The purpose of a system is what it does.&rdquo;</div>
+
+<p>
+    I got to <i>Cha-Ya</i> a little bit early and ordered a green tea while waiting for
+    <span class="computer">ByteLord</span> to arrive. I spilled a little bit of this on my shirt as well. Unfortunately
+    now, mixed with the coffee stain from earlier, the combination gave off a toilet smell that was
+    quite unpleasant. I started praying that <span class="computer">ByteLord</span> had a cold and wouldn't be able to
+    smell anything. Luckily the stains were still mostly invisible on my black t-shirt.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+    When <span class="computer">ByteLord</span> walked in the front door, I almost mistook him for one of those cool
+    hip-hopper guys. He was decked out from head to toe and looked <i>on fleek</i>.
+</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<!--
+<div id="sg1-footer">
+    <span>Smart Bar</span>
+    <span>Continued on page 02 &rarr;</span>
+    <span>01</span>
+</div>
+-->
+
+</div>

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+<div id="streetgeek2-page" class="page-base">
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+<!--
+<div id="sg2-topbar">
+    <span>Street Geek</span>
+    <span>Field Report</span>
+    <span>Page 02</span>
+</div>
+-->
+
+<!--
+<div id="sg2-header">
+    <h2 id="sg2-headline">The Look</h2>
+    <p id="sg2-subhead">ByteLord, spotted in the wild at Cha-Ya on Valencia.</p>
+</div>
+-->
+
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+    <div class="sg2-frame left">
+        <img src="assets/img/streetgeek-java.png" alt="ByteLord wearing a Java t-shirt under a gray plaid overshirt" />
+        <div class="sg2-caption">&quot;Java&quot;</div>
+    </div>
+    <div class="sg2-frame right">
+        <img src="assets/img/streetgeek-evangelion.png" alt="ByteLord wearing an Evangelion t-shirt under a black overshirt" />
+        <div class="sg2-caption">&quot;Evangelion&quot;</div>
+    </div>
+</div>
+
+<div id="sg2-text">
+
+<p>
+    A typically chilly San Francisco summer afternoon, he was dressed for warmth. A beanie with an
+    off-white color, reminiscent of the Windows XP start menu background. A comfy gray overshirt
+    with a clean geometric pattern. Some kind of smart watch whose battery was obviously dead. Most
+    tellingly, a <i>Java</i> t-shirt underneath the overshirt which, in the context of the rest of
+    the outfit, gave the programming language an undeserved level of coolness.
+</p>
+
+<div class="sg2-frame solo">
+    <img src="assets/img/streetgeek-dogtags.jpeg" alt="ByteLord's necklace: a Mac OS X Panther dog tag on a ball chain" />
+</div>
+
+<p>
+    Besides the comfortable textiles, I was impressed with <span class="computer">ByteLord</span>'s choice of accessories.
+    A wallet chain, which I hadn't seen anyone wear since the mid 2000's, added a metallic balance
+    to the lower half of his appearance. His neck was adorned with a necklace that didn't appear to
+    serve any functional purpose, but matched the wallet chain quite nicely. Finally, he was wearing
+    rather large, television-sized eyeglass frames. Frankly, I had never given much thought to
+    accessories in an outfit, unless they have some kind of microchip in them. But <span class="computer">ByteLord</span>
+    had arranged them in such a way to make the outfit look effortless, yet stylish.
+</p>
+
+<p>
+    We ordered <i>zaru soba</i> with <i>vegetable tempura</i> and spoke about various topics from
+    cyberspace. After we finished talking about the guy that supposedly defaced fellow editor P. M.
+    Cho's website, we started talking about fashion. I was surprised to hear that <span class="computer">ByteLord</span>
+    was quite into fashion on a deeply philosophical level. He explained to me that what you wear in
+    meatspace is like the <i>graphical shell</i> for a person. A hacker should present himself to
+    others in the same elegant way that a computer program presents itself to users. You wouldn't
+    want to walk away from an interaction with someone having the same feeling as using the
+    <i>git</i> command line interface.
+</p>
+
+<p> I paid for the <i>zaru soba</i> and <span class="computer">ByteLord</span> sent me some <span class="cyberwheel">SMARTCOIN</span> for his
+    portion. We parted ways, each walking opposite directions on Valencia street. After our meeting,
+    I couldn't help but notice and observe all of the outfits people were wearing that day in the
+    Mission. Thousands of distinct <i>graphical shells</i> all populating the virtual desktop that
+    is our city. I smiled, and started thinking about a new ordering system for my wardrobe.
+    <span class="endmark">■</span>
+</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<!--
+<div id="sg2-footer">
+    <span>Smart Bar</span>
+    <span>&#9632;</span>
+    <span>02</span>
+</div>
+-->
+
+</div>